50 Unfounded Reasons Why Adi Died
October 5, 2012 at 5:42 pm | Posted in Humor, Opinion, Television, The Clone Wars | 2 CommentsAdi Gallia died because…
- They wanted to do a Wilhelm scream.
- Leland Chee lost in a poker game with George, so George got to kill off another character.
- The voice actress, Angelique Perrin, wore a red shirt to the studio, and per TCW custom, her character had to die.
- She had the fewest dialog lines in the episode.
- Angelique told Clancy Brown ‘there can be two.’ The Kurgon promptly informed Dave ‘there can be only one!’
- George was confused by there being two Gallia’s, so one had to go.
- Chewbacca was not available.
- Opress thought she was a pinata full of tiny toy Jawas.
- Like Even Piell, she was born on the planet Cat where everyone has nine lives. She and Even Piell will get to die 8 more times.
- The ten episode story arc of The Tragedy of Adi the Wise was considered ‘too ambitious’ and costly. The novelization will still be covered by Paul S. Kemp.
- The guys at Dark Horse Comics made faces at Dave when he walked by their booth at Star Wars Celebration VI.
- George took Dave’s hat one too many times.
- It’s part of a gag with Star Wars: Detours. Like Kenny, Adi will die hilariously in each episode.
- Dave remarked to the special effects team that he would like to see what Adi’s Force ghost would look like. They took his direction a bit too far.
- A fan asked George about Adi, and he replied “Who?” It then became instant canon that she couldn’t exist.
- Karen Traviss once proposed a story idea to make Adi a Mandalorian.
- She has a Croke hidden in her left foot. The Croke will become a major villain later in the season.
- Troy Denning wrote this episode under a pseudonym and with the condition that he would get to kill at least one character.
- The writers though her name was Adi Galla, and thus completely unconnected with Adi Gallia.
- Leland was out sick that week.
- George double dared Dave to intentionally go against canon, “It’s so refreshing. You have to try it.”
- George has “UNLIMITED POWAH!”
- Obi-Wan will reveal in a later episode that he and Adi had a love affair. This will be a major plot point in the live action TV show while he’s stuck on Tatooine.
- Her name was too hard to pronounce.
- Her action figure sales were doing poorly.
- As part of a promotional line of new Her Universe clothing, ‘Adi Gallia, Always Remember.’
- Jedi are too cheap to bring medical droids along with them on missions.
- All the Jedi medics were unavailable as they are still trying to put Even Piell back together again.
- During a very important phone call pertaining to her fate, someone heard ‘Nah’ and thought they said ‘Yeah.’
- She lost the will to live.
- Angelique Perrin asked for a raise.
- So a clan of Dathomiri witches can bring her back to life as a super powered Nightsister.
- It gave Hondo Ohnaka a great line, “I’m semi-speechless.”
- The Force switched sides.
- There’s a Clone Wars pool on how many characters will die, and Joel Aaron was close to winning.
- She asked “Where’s Kitster?”
- The “Who will fall” theme requires a character to die in each story arc.
- Her starfighter has a Plagueis/Sidious bumper sticker.
- There was no room for her in the next Essential Guide to Characters.
- Her death would bring balance to the Force.
- Like all things, it was written in the Journal of the Whills, the highest of all canon.
- Adi short-sheeted Mace’s bed one too many times.
- She was voted off the island by the rest of the Jedi council.
- It was supposed to be Anakin in that episode but he was out getting his hair styled that day so the Council sent Adi instead.
- TCW has an Obsession with killing off Jedi council members.
- She didn’t listen to the Jedi fortune cookie, ‘Strength of character can defeat strength in numbers,’ not ‘Strength of characters.’
- Opress won the pregame coin toss with heads.
- History repeats itself. Last time Obi-Wan tag teamed with a Jedi Master against Maul, the master died.
- Obi-Wan made her drive the whole, exhausting 14 hour trip from Coruscant to Cybloc and Cybloc to Florrum.
- She played too much Skyrim and thought the whole ‘arrow to the knee’ business would work with a kick.
Posted By: Skuldren and Synlah for Roqoo Depot.
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LOL! I was laughing xD
Comment by LillianSkye— October 7, 2012 #
nobody told me not to wear red to the studio. :o)
Comment by Angelique Perrin— November 10, 2012 #