Monday Funny: Tom Taylor and Star Wars Blu-ray Rumors

September 5, 2011 at 11:24 am | Posted in Humor, Movies | Leave a comment

With all the discussion about the new changes in the upcoming Star Wars Blu-ray Saga, it’s nice to kick back and poke fun at all the fuss. In the last week, no one did it better than comic writer Tom Taylor. The writer for the Star Wars: Invasion comic series put out some Tweets that were just too funny to miss out on, so here they are for your viewing pleasure.

Greedo shoots first… and second… and third. Han dodges every blaster bolt ‘Matrix style.’

The Galaxy has been moved closer. It’s now just far away instead of ‘far, far’.

Han shoots first in the new Star Wars but then he cradles Greedo and sings a soft Rodian lullaby as a CGI tear falls to the cantina floor.

Mos Eisley Spaceport is no longer a hive of scum and villainy. It’s now known for fine dining and exclusive wine bars.

There is no kiss. Leia now gives Luke a firm business-like handshake.

You can follow Tom on Twitter here. Feel free to continue the #StarWarsBluRayLies trend.

Posted By: Skuldren for Roqoo Depot. In the new Jedi Rocks sequence, we will cameo as a CGI family of womprats.

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