Monday Funny: Death Star PR’s Ten Reasons Why

May 16, 2011 at 3:46 pm | Posted in Humor, Regular Feature | 2 Comments
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If you’ve never read any of Death Star PR’s tweets, you’ve missed some funny stuff.  Now the folks at the big laser ball in space are at it again with ten reasons why you want to join the Galactic Empire.  It seems there really are some benefits available you might consider taking advantage of.

8) Plenty of opportunities for promotion

There’s literally nothing worse than slaving away day after day, being constantly overlooked for the promotion you so richly deserve. In the Galactic Empire, our on-the-spot employee performance appraisals and liberal use of Force chokes as part of our progressive disciplinary policy ensures there are always vacancies in key management positions for young go-getters. Particularly if you have a flexible approach to certain moral grey areas (like “murder” and “oppression”) and a high pain threshold.

To see the complete list head over to Death Star PR and enjoy a laugh while you’re at it.

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  1. haha I like it!

  2. I love Death Star PR. Those always crack me up.

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